On divine fitness regimes

Liz suspects that having to run for the train after the gym is God's way of telling her that her workout wasn't good enough.

On ridiculous early morning phone calls

Liz dearly loves receiving phone calls from her sibling and is always grateful for disused underground station factoids, she's just not such a big fan when these things happen at 7.45am on a day off.

On train carriages being turned into aviaries

Liz now knows the answer to the question 'what happens when a pigeon gets trapped inside a train carriage'...

On being in Cumbria the day the floods hit

Liz: severe weather warning + heavy rain = floods and a very long journey back to the metropolis...

On counting chickens on the way to the station

Liz should've known better than to think to herself "wow, I'm earlier than I thought", because of course, that was the moment she discovered a police cordon blocking the rest of the route to the station.

On enforced saunas

Liz loves a sauna when she chooses to use one, but does not like it when train companies turn their trains into them.

On buying train tickets online

Liz has been traumatised by disaster of an online shopping experience. Charging me 7 times for tickets to Gloucester? I think not.