On unexpected Christmas visitors

Liz wonders if anyone elses Christmas service was graced with the presence of a cyberman?

On a mother's Christmas obsession

Liz is wondering whether her mother's collection of international nativity sets has got a little out of hand.

On ill people who come into work

Liz is strongly of the opinion that people should not come into work if they are coughing, spluttering and clearly ill. She does not want their germs.

On Obama's election and beautiful November mornings

Liz saw a beautiful new dawn this morning. Literally and metaphorically.

On disastrous DIY

Liz should've known better than to attempt DIY involving wires. Electrocution's no fun.

On the double meaning of 'toil'

Liz loves the irony that toil days involve no work at all.

On itunes 8

Liz is making genius playlists and chuckling at the supposed intelligence of itunes.

On the inefficiency of the church

Liz is yet again thinking that the Methodists literally couldn't organise a booze up in a brewery!

On inappropriate footwear (in the rain)

Liz should have realised that purple shoes + rain = purple feet. Oops.

On getting organised

Liz is putting her life in order, with a little help from a label maker.

On getting sun-burnt without sun

Liz still has sun-burnt lips. In an August with less than 100 hours of sunshine that's got to be an achievement.

On the effects of wearing wellies for extended periods of time

Liz is home and examining her feet for trench foot after 4 days in wellies.

On the possibilities of an empty office

Liz is pondering giving herself a pedicure at her desk as there's no one here to notice.

On the joys of Ella Fitzgerald on a hot, sultry day

Liz is bewitched, bothered & bewildered

On the joy of glittery shoes

Liz is breaking in her (literally) sparkling new shoes.

On being overly enthusiastic for the gym

Liz was at the gym way too early this morning. So early, it wasn't even open.

On behaving like a child

Liz is 27 and has grazed knees and ankles. What an achievement.

On the dangers of sailing

Liz is back from an afternoon's sailing without a single item of dry clothing.

On the dangers of playing wii

Liz has a wii claw

On blog stats stalking

Liz is wondering who the mystery person is who's spent 4 hours on her blog in less than 2 days. Tomorrow, Liz will get a life.

On fun weekend activities

Liz is defrosting the freezer. It's officially the funnest weekend ever.

On random lego facts

Liz has just discovered that there are about 62 lego bricks per person of the Earth's population.

On the dangers of drinking at lunch time

Liz is at work and not fully compus mentus thanks to the quantity of red wine at lunch. Oops.

On job hunting

Liz is wondering why there isn't simply an "interesting jobs for interesting people" website. It would make job hunting soooo much easier!

On interesting descriptions

Liz is "widely entertaining".

On age

Liz is NOT "skirting 30".

On going to a Boyzone reunion

Liz is going to be dancing to a different beat later.

On barriers to vegetarianism

Liz is eating a bacon sandwich and realising why she can only ever be a pseudo-vegetarian.

On London's election of a blonde toff

Liz is thoroughly disappointed with the people of London. What were you thinking????? She's contemplating staying in Belfast as a political exile.

On unprecedented beverages

Liz is drinking coffee. This is almost unprecedented, but desperate times call for desperate measures.

On inadvertantly breaking Standing Orders

Liz has inadvertantly brought alcohol onto Methodist premises. Oops.

On beginning beginners' pilates

Liz is attempting beginners' pilates tonight...It had better really be "beginners" or she'll be in trouble.