On not taking precautions when cooking

Liz very literally has burnt fingers from handling too many hot potatoes. Oh the pain when metaphors come to life!

On wanting to kill colleagues

Liz is in the kind of mood where creating a game of MCH cluedo seems like an excellent idea...

On inappropriate outdoor footwear

Liz designated her 'office shoes' for a reason - they had a hole in their sole. This meant that they shouldn't be worn outside, especially when wet. Liz forgot this and now has very wet and very cold feet. And her shoes squelch. Nice.

On tiger balm

Liz loves the smell of tiger balm in the evening...

On hair going wrong

Liz is crazy curly hair lady. This cannot be repeated

On mens' locker rooms

Liz gained entry to the men's locker room today. Disappointingly it was both grotty & devoid of men.

On chocolate asparagus (#3)

Liz has finally consumed her chocolate asparagus (no actual asparagus involved) and was a little bit disappointed. Stupid luxury confectionery - should've had a wispa instead.

On weeping

Liz should not read weepy things over lunch. It makes her, well, weepy.

On removing nail varnish

Liz has just committed the school-girl error of taking nail varnish off toes using perfectly painted fingers holding varnish remover soaked cotton wool. This is why you should pay other people to do it for you!

On chocolate asparagus (#2)

Liz has just realised she left her special 'treat for friday' chocolate asparagus at work. Sad times.

On chocolate asparagus (#1)

Liz is celebrating Friday with a chocolate asparagus.

On swine flu precautions (#3)

Liz has just seen her first surgical masks on the tube & it was just as terrifying as she feared.

On swine flu precautions (#2)

Liz is now the antiseptic hand-gel monitor for the 3rd floor.

On puzzingly named biscuits

Liz is sat in her boudoir eating boudoir biscuits and wondering why on earth they were called that in the first place?

On the dangers of running with your eyes shut

Liz was narked that the only treadmills left today were the ones in front of the mirror. She'd have kept her eyes shut, if it hadn't have turned her run into extreme running...

On the ingestion of insects

Liz has inadvertantly swallowed at least 3 flies this weekend. Don't suppose they're listed in the calorie counter.