On Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince

Liz has finally watched Harry Potter & the Teenage Angst...and it was much more angsty than the book. She may now have a bit of a soft spot for Ron.

On finally seeing the effects of the diet working

Liz is thinking that when the trousers can come off without being undone, it's probably time to buy new ones.

On the stalkee being followed by a stalker (or not)

Liz has spent the evening pretending to be famous & cool enough to hang out in a private members club - it obviously worked as a west end star followed her home...

On being forced to have fun

Liz objects to enforced fun. Especially when the 'fun' is a picnic and the enforcement is having it - regardless of torrential rain showers.

On making do and mending

Liz is spending the evening mending & wishing she'd remembered that a stitch in time saves nine.

On resisting temptation

Liz has just discovered someone else's facebook login is stored on her computer...but she is taking the moral high ground and deleting it before temptation kicks in.

On PMT

Liz is a lady not to be crossed today.

On discovering that she has annoying habits

Liz constantly hums to herself at work, apparently. How has she not noticed and why has it taken her colleagues so long to complain?

On the problems of being on a diet

Liz should remember that the problem with not having drunk much alcohol for a while is that all of a sudden, 1 pint = silly Lizzy.

On developing eccentricity

Liz was mildly embarrassed to realise she'd been wearing odd earrings all day, but on reflection decided London sees far weirder things & simply felt eccentric instead.

On becoming low-fat ice cream dependent

Liz's relationship with low-fat Phish Food is becoming distinctly unhealthy.

On the shelf-life of milk in summer

Liz should've sniffed the milk before pouring it over her post church cheerios.

On finishing the Harry Potter saga

Liz has finished with Harry and cried buckets over and over again. But it was definitely worth the heartache.

On getting reacquainted with Harry

Liz can't wait to get into bed and snuggle up with Harry. (Potter)

On the death of favourite shoes

Liz has yet again failed to ensure the wearing of weather appropriate footwear and should probably throw away the holey (but lovely) shoes. RIP pretty black ballet shoes.

On Jesus' views on hymnbooks

Liz is wondering if Jesus cares whether there's a new Methodist hymn book/supplement/rolling resource?

On the Women's Doubles final

Liz is watching the women's doubles final and pondering why it is that Serena doesn't have a better sports bra?

On making labels

Liz has been reunited with the label maker. Happy day.

On the difference between body and soul

Liz's Tongan soul adores this weather. (It's just the British body that doesn't cope so well.)

On acquiring a reputation

Liz is amused that her mother is being asked "are you related to Liz Clutterbuck?" on a regular basis. How times have changed.

On Bishops and surnames

Liz has just had her presence requested by a Nigerian Bishop, purely on the basis that he was intrigued by her surname.

On using other people's stationery

Liz has just realised the pen lid she's been chewing is from a pen that does not belong to her...and was already chewed. Ewwwwwwwww.