On not realising what time of the month it is

Liz feels like she needs to hide in a darkened room to scream & throw things - but has no idea why she feels like this

On swine flu precautions (#1)

Liz is wondering which she's more scared of: the prospect of a global flu pandemic or thousands of people taking to the streets wearing surgical face masks. It's a tough call for a mask-phobic girl.

On painful shoes

Liz is suffering from 'first day of wearing favourite summer shoes this year' pain. Totally worth it though.

On the effects of napping

Liz should not nap on damp hair - it creates an unfortunate look.

On restricted movement

Liz should remember the restrictions imposed on movement whilst tethered to her laptop via headphones.

On the inappropriate use of forks

Liz is having limited success at eating a yoghurt with a fork. At least it's not dripped down her top...oops, spoke too soon.

On expensive drinking locations

Liz could get used to the Moet bar, but probably shouldn't.