On divine fitness regimes

Liz suspects that having to run for the train after the gym is God's way of telling her that her workout wasn't good enough.

On divine diets

Liz resisted ordering amazing pub chips at lunch, but it turned out God wanted her to have some and ensured their delivery. Free food's calorie-free though, surely?

On God's ability to intervene in the Ashes

Liz reckons it's in God's best interests to ensure the test match gets wrapped up before church tonight.

On God & iphones

Liz has used an iphone in her dreams for the 2nd time. Really think God's trying to say something...