On going to a Boyzone reunion

Liz is going to be dancing to a different beat later.

On barriers to vegetarianism

Liz is eating a bacon sandwich and realising why she can only ever be a pseudo-vegetarian.

On London's election of a blonde toff

Liz is thoroughly disappointed with the people of London. What were you thinking????? She's contemplating staying in Belfast as a political exile.

On unprecedented beverages

Liz is drinking coffee. This is almost unprecedented, but desperate times call for desperate measures.

On inadvertantly breaking Standing Orders

Liz has inadvertantly brought alcohol onto Methodist premises. Oops.

On beginning beginners' pilates

Liz is attempting beginners' pilates tonight...It had better really be "beginners" or she'll be in trouble.

On New Years

Liz is the grinch that stole new year.

On a proud musical moment

Liz is a lazy soprano and still on a high after making an old man cry...

On history being fun

Liz is off to have fun with some historians. (That may be an oxymoron...)

On scary DIY

Liz is scared of jigsaws. The tool, not the puzzle.

On a theory for life

Liz is a pessimistic optimist. Otherwise known as a realist.

On rain + clothing

Liz is realising that torrential rain + overly long trousers = very wet feet & trousers & a general sense of unhappiness.

On not crossing at pedestrian crossings

Liz is still slightly shaky after nearly being hit by a moped. Personally, she's blaming the person who suggested NOT crossing at the pedestrian crossing...

On pointless training courses

Liz is back from a managing stress course but feels oh so slightly stressed. Surely that defeats the point?

On having fun in bed

Liz is spending the day in bed with Harry. (Potter)