Friday, 17 July 2009
Thursday, 16 July 2009
On discovering that she has annoying habits
Liz constantly hums to herself at work, apparently. How has she not noticed and why has it taken her colleagues so long to complain?
Tuesday, 14 July 2009
On the problems of being on a diet
Liz should remember that the problem with not having drunk much alcohol for a while is that all of a sudden, 1 pint = silly Lizzy.
On developing eccentricity
Liz was mildly embarrassed to realise she'd been wearing odd earrings all day, but on reflection decided London sees far weirder things & simply felt eccentric instead.
Monday, 13 July 2009
On becoming low-fat ice cream dependent
Liz's relationship with low-fat Phish Food is becoming distinctly unhealthy.
On the shelf-life of milk in summer
Liz should've sniffed the milk before pouring it over her post church cheerios.
Friday, 10 July 2009
On finishing the Harry Potter saga
Liz has finished with Harry and cried buckets over and over again. But it was definitely worth the heartache.
Wednesday, 8 July 2009
On getting reacquainted with Harry
Liz can't wait to get into bed and snuggle up with Harry. (Potter)
Tuesday, 7 July 2009
On the death of favourite shoes
Liz has yet again failed to ensure the wearing of weather appropriate footwear and should probably throw away the holey (but lovely) shoes. RIP pretty black ballet shoes.
Monday, 6 July 2009
On Jesus' views on hymnbooks
Liz is wondering if Jesus cares whether there's a new Methodist hymn book/supplement/rolling resource?
Saturday, 4 July 2009
On the Women's Doubles final
Liz is watching the women's doubles final and pondering why it is that Serena doesn't have a better sports bra?
Friday, 3 July 2009
Thursday, 2 July 2009
On the difference between body and soul
Liz's Tongan soul adores this weather. (It's just the British body that doesn't cope so well.)
On acquiring a reputation
Liz is amused that her mother is being asked "are you related to Liz Clutterbuck?" on a regular basis. How times have changed.
Wednesday, 1 July 2009
On Bishops and surnames
Liz has just had her presence requested by a Nigerian Bishop, purely on the basis that he was intrigued by her surname.
On using other people's stationery
Liz has just realised the pen lid she's been chewing is from a pen that does not belong to her...and was already chewed. Ewwwwwwwww.
Monday, 29 June 2009
On Andy Murray (#2)
Liz believes she may be personally responsible for jinxing Murray's game, thanks to a lunchtime discussion on the tedium of straight-sets victories. Foolish, foolish girl...
On enforced saunas
Liz loves a sauna when she chooses to use one, but does not like it when train companies turn their trains into them.
Thursday, 25 June 2009
On Andy Murray (#1)
Liz is pleased Murray's doing so well, but is nostalgic for the many angst-ridden hours spent supporting Tim. Straight sets victories can't compete with 5 set marathons.
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