On celebrity spotting at church

Liz has stood on a chair to do many things, but not (until today) to see Madonna.

On God's ability to intervene in the Ashes

Liz reckons it's in God's best interests to ensure the test match gets wrapped up before church tonight.

On the shelf-life of milk in summer

Liz should've sniffed the milk before pouring it over her post church cheerios.

On Jesus' views on hymnbooks

Liz is wondering if Jesus cares whether there's a new Methodist hymn book/supplement/rolling resource?

On church-based relationships courses

Liz thinks that the problem with spending hours at church talking about relationships is that you start thinking about sending possibly inappropriate texts to possibly inappropriate people...

On unexpected Christmas visitors

Liz wonders if anyone elses Christmas service was graced with the presence of a cyberman?

On the inefficiency of the church

Liz is yet again thinking that the Methodists literally couldn't organise a booze up in a brewery!