On the shelf-life of milk in summer

Liz should've sniffed the milk before pouring it over her post church cheerios.

On finishing the Harry Potter saga

Liz has finished with Harry and cried buckets over and over again. But it was definitely worth the heartache.

On getting reacquainted with Harry

Liz can't wait to get into bed and snuggle up with Harry. (Potter)

On the death of favourite shoes

Liz has yet again failed to ensure the wearing of weather appropriate footwear and should probably throw away the holey (but lovely) shoes. RIP pretty black ballet shoes.

On Jesus' views on hymnbooks

Liz is wondering if Jesus cares whether there's a new Methodist hymn book/supplement/rolling resource?

On the Women's Doubles final

Liz is watching the women's doubles final and pondering why it is that Serena doesn't have a better sports bra?

On making labels

Liz has been reunited with the label maker. Happy day.

On the difference between body and soul

Liz's Tongan soul adores this weather. (It's just the British body that doesn't cope so well.)

On acquiring a reputation

Liz is amused that her mother is being asked "are you related to Liz Clutterbuck?" on a regular basis. How times have changed.

On Bishops and surnames

Liz has just had her presence requested by a Nigerian Bishop, purely on the basis that he was intrigued by her surname.

On using other people's stationery

Liz has just realised the pen lid she's been chewing is from a pen that does not belong to her...and was already chewed. Ewwwwwwwww.

On Andy Murray (#2)

Liz believes she may be personally responsible for jinxing Murray's game, thanks to a lunchtime discussion on the tedium of straight-sets victories. Foolish, foolish girl...

On enforced saunas

Liz loves a sauna when she chooses to use one, but does not like it when train companies turn their trains into them.

On Andy Murray (#1)

Liz is pleased Murray's doing so well, but is nostalgic for the many angst-ridden hours spent supporting Tim. Straight sets victories can't compete with 5 set marathons.

On apt meeting locations

Liz loves when a round-table discussion meets round a round table.

On Wimbledon & the gym

Liz has her office departure perfectly timed so she can go and watch exciting tennis at the gym. I'm right in thinking Pimms is frowned upon as an energy drink?

On the diverse cleansing properties of anti-bacterial hand gel

Liz was not impressed by the late start to her 9am meeting or by the chewing gum found stuck to her new shoes. However, she was impressed at the effectiveness of anti-bacterial hand gel as a chewing gum remover.

On the terror of bees in confined places

Liz has endured her most traumatic tube experience to date: 15 mins trapped in a carriage with a very angry bee.

On abnormally cold offices

Liz is working in a fridge & determined not to put her cardi on. It's June, the sun's shining and it's hot...outside.

On inappropriately noisy shoes

Liz seems destined to always own noisy shoes. The ones that go "clip-clop" in a horselike fashion have been joined by Birkenstocks that make a less favourable noise. (I'll leave it's exact nature up to your imagination.)