On puzzingly named biscuits

Liz is sat in her boudoir eating boudoir biscuits and wondering why on earth they were called that in the first place?

On the dangers of running with your eyes shut

Liz was narked that the only treadmills left today were the ones in front of the mirror. She'd have kept her eyes shut, if it hadn't have turned her run into extreme running...

On the ingestion of insects

Liz has inadvertantly swallowed at least 3 flies this weekend. Don't suppose they're listed in the calorie counter.

On not realising what time of the month it is

Liz feels like she needs to hide in a darkened room to scream & throw things - but has no idea why she feels like this

On swine flu precautions (#1)

Liz is wondering which she's more scared of: the prospect of a global flu pandemic or thousands of people taking to the streets wearing surgical face masks. It's a tough call for a mask-phobic girl.

On painful shoes

Liz is suffering from 'first day of wearing favourite summer shoes this year' pain. Totally worth it though.

On the effects of napping

Liz should not nap on damp hair - it creates an unfortunate look.

On restricted movement

Liz should remember the restrictions imposed on movement whilst tethered to her laptop via headphones.

On the inappropriate use of forks

Liz is having limited success at eating a yoghurt with a fork. At least it's not dripped down her top...oops, spoke too soon.

On expensive drinking locations

Liz could get used to the Moet bar, but probably shouldn't.

On the importance of capital letters

Liz is unduly irritated by the fact that gmail has changed her 'Inbox' to an 'inbox'. Grammatical pedantry strikes again.

On the dangers of dental hygiene

Liz is wondering how long her tongue's going to stay purple after using a disclosing tablet. They should carry a warning.

On emergency situations

Liz has safely negotiated multiple police cordons and an emergency evacuation of the office. Did somebody say bomb?

On google

Liz is 'like google, but more attractive'.

On doing pilates with equipment

Liz has discovered that when you involve balls with pilates it becomes a whole new discipline ;)

On being naked at the gym

Liz is relieved she was fully clothed when the fire alarm went off at the gym this morning.

On learning to do funerals

Liz wonders if 'learn to do funerals day' was the wrong day to come and stay at a theological college?

On walking on ice (#2)

Liz is totally over the whole ice thing. Bored now.

On walking on ice (#1)

Liz was very nearly flat on her back on a Zebra crossing this morning. The ice is getting tedious now.

On walking on ice (#3)

Liz has considered crawling as a viable transport option several times in the last 12 hours.